Do you wake up in the middle of the night with the urge to fly to Burma, or do you roll over and go back to sleep? If you’re addicted to travel, scientists think wanderlust may be in your genes.

For aging jazz artists who came to the big city decades ago seeking fame and fortune, it’s getting harder to make ends meet. But that doesn’t mean they’ve given up on their dreams.

As smoking laws make it harder than ever to smoke indoors, smokers have been driven to try a new alternative — for them, anyway: the hookah bar. Suddenly, hookah bars are overrun with people who crave a smoke-filled room.

Hello? Yes, you. The person who picks up the cell phone and says “hi, so-and-so” or “wazzzup.” Remember how you used to say “hello” when you answered the phone? Well, those days are over.

Got a big job interview tomorrow? Get that hair out of your face. Throw away those open-toed shoes. It’s a jungle out there in the recruitment world, and only those with properly-watermarked résumés will survive.